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hey!!!!!
i dunno if its your forte.......
but you should join my band!!

it's pretty much my job now!

What did the subatomic particle say to the duck?

[There are a lot of things Toriel wants to say. She finds herself falling into old habits. A safer start. She knocks her knuckles against a wall before speaking.] Knock knock.

Attention: Ingress Cleaning Technician Sans
Subject: Inquiry Regarding Messenger Chara's Criminal Sentence

Hello Sans,

This is Probation Officer Ultra Magnus. I am contacting you to verify whether or not Messenger Chara has completed one of the conditions of their sentence following your murder. 

Please confirm that you have received the handwritten note from Chara shown in the attached image below.

Thank you for your assistance and cooperation in this matter.

- Ultra Magnus
Moira Repair Officer, Bailiff/Probation Officer, (Former) Second in Command of the Lost Light, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord

Edited 2016-03-11 02:38 (UTC)

[J nearly drops whatever she's holding when Sans's network post goes up.

that fucker, she swears out loud and begins to write a reply to the post-- only deciding quickly against it. She wasn't tactless enough to start screaming at him when there's an emergency and people are rushing to help them.

So, she waits a couple (very long) hours before sending him a text message directly to his inbox. Because fuck you, she's not going to come and be sad and worried by your sick bed.]

Wh y did a skeleton go to hospital

Edited (lmao sorry last one i swear) 2016-03-12 20:53 (UTC)

[On the morning of the 17th, Sans will receive in his mailbox a collection of the Secret Agent Clank holo film series, in which the Moira's resident Lombax, Ratchet, plays the role of a bumbling chauffeur.]

hey.

so i was

Edited 2016-04-17 04:54 (UTC)

[Normally she would call Sans, but her children are finally asleep and her anger is too sharp to stay quiet.]
Sans, do you know how to reach the Captains of this vessel? I need to have a very serious word with them.

A mail drop has given my children a pie full of buttercups.

[Mettaton feels as if he owes Sans an apology, which is only part of the reason why he sends the skeleton a personal message.

The other part is because he feels the need to compliment Papyrus to someone...other than Papyrus.]

SO YOU ACTUALLY DO HAVE A BROTHER, IMAGINE THAT!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAVING FACE WHILE HAVING TO ASK ME FOR MY AUTOGRAPH IF I'M BEING HONEST!

HE'S QUITE CHARMING IN PERSON! AND SILLY!!!

would you say you know a lot about fermentation

[ ...hi buddy ]

[Left neatly wrapped on his bunk in a bow, Sans will find a punny sweater and a red beanie. Alongside that is a note in Toriel's precise handwriting. On the margin of the note are a parade of happy snails drawn in red pen.]

Here is something I thought you would like. I hope both hat and sweater fit properly!

Love, Toriel

[Whenever Sans answers, he'll hear a familiar voice on the other side.]

Knock knock!

Edited 2016-05-09 00:16 (UTC)

[When Sans returns from the void he will find a small package in his mailbox. Once again it is a box with a ribbon tied around it neatly, a note hanging off of it. The note is decorated with happy snails.]

I thought you could use some magic food. I am not sure where you are currently, but- I knew you would appreciate these when you are less busy.

I hope you are safe, Sans. Please call me when you get the chance? I am rather worried about you.

- Toriel

[In the box is a plate of magic made food wrapped in plastic wrap.]

[It's a while before she fishes the post-it out of the back of a drawer, smirks at it, and flips open her MID. Well, if it's bad jokes she's calling for, it's only polite to start them off, right?]

Knock knock

HELLO SANS!!

I NEED YOU FOR SOMETHING! YOU READY TO WORK WITH YOUR BEST AND MOST FAVORED CLIENT? ;)

GOOD! BECAUSE I HAVE A FABULOUS NEW IDEA AND I JUST KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO A GREAT JOB NETTING ME SOME ATTENTION!! AND ALSO PROBABLY PARTICIPANTS! WHAT IS THE IDEA YOU MAY BE ASKING? OF COURSE YOU'RE ASKING!!!

LEG SHOWCASE AND COMPETITION AT THE BEACH!!

[Mettaton is excited to have a good time after all the un-fun events of the past couple months, okay? He can't be blamed.]

[This would be a call meant for Rodimus. He has not found Rodimus.]

HEY! Captain blowhard!! [Whirl pauses, and proceeds to dissolve into static filled ugly giggles for a moment, before continuing.] Tell me if you've heard this one, Roddy.

What is the privilege of the dead?

[Late on the 19th someone leaves a gift in Sans's mail box.

There's an unsigned note on it saying 'Pay it forward'.]

[A mysterious box appears outside of Sans' door containing this hat. There's no name of any sender, just a "To: Sans" written on the box.

The hat might have just a little bit of white fur clinging to it though.]

sans wake up please please please asriel is running away hes going 2 the tramsport please hurry!!!

[It appears as if Sans has mail! Tucked in his mailbox is a medium-sized box with a small note in familiar handwriting.]

THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME WITH MY LITTLE IDEA, HONEY!! HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOUR TROUBLES. ;)

--MTT

[Inside the box is an assortment of dyed sand dollars.

He's not sorry.]

[Toriel has been fighting with herself all day. She hasn't wanted to think about Sans at all since they last spoke but... Frisk still trusts him. Sans would have to have some idea of where Frisk is. She keeps her message to text for some semblance of control over herself.]

Please tell me if you have seen Frisk. Please.

It seems I could not keep my promise. 

I hope you can accept this apology.

--Kaworu Nagisa

Edited 2016-09-01 04:02 (UTC)

HELLO SANS.

I KNOW I HAVEN'T SAID MUCH TO YOU SO ALLOW ME TO PREFACE THIS WITH MY RELIEF THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CRYO!

THAT SAID, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN YOUR BROTHER? HE'S NOT ANSWERING MY TEXTS AND THAT'S STRANGE! WE PLANNED A DATE, YOU SEE!

hi dad!

i dont know if you will get these in order so im going to number them ok? this is one!

we stopped at a really ~~crau~~ crowded planet this time!! there is alot of shops and wierd stuff here! not like the beaches place but i went exploring and it was really really neat! but theres a lot of bad stuff to. asriel found a place that says you can switch a body but they made a copy of him without asking ~~and hes really scared and i dont know what~~

and then we all got turned into stuff!!! there was a big party or some thing and a lot of peopl changed and im a boss monster now!!!!!! its so cool i can feel all the magic and stuff and mom and asriel are helping me learn my fire magic and im really for real family now!! some people changed back but some people didnt i hope it stays i dont want to be a human again. ~~butt its kind of wierd my old clothes are still smaller and ginkos bigger than me and i dont know why. mom said im~~

is every one doing ok? tell ratchet and jasper i say hi and i love you please!! and i love you to bunches and bunches and bunches!!!!!!!!!

miss you

frisk

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