attention: offical rare pear, lifter of probes, 2nd in command of some lightbulbs, approver of tyrone's excellent form ultra magnus subject: re: re: re: re: re: look at these adorable kittens
magnus the ultra,
i'm sorry friend, i didn't mean any disrespect. i know being murdered is a very serious affair, and it just kills me that i've disappointed you. i'm dying to make it up to you, so.
here. this one's just for you. as a thank you for all your hard work.
i added an extra leg for you. this spider is technically way more correct. trust me, i know spiders.
I have no intention of humoring you further, but I am not letting this behavior slide. Right now my priority with working with Chara, but know that I tend to report this insubordination to the proper authorities.
A bit of advice, not all confrontations can be resolved with spider drawings.
- Ultra Magnus Moira Repair Officer, Bailiff/Probation Officer, (Former) Second in Command of the Lost Light, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord
attention: pairup officer/haybale/give it a ty-rest already and we'll have an accord commander subject: there aren't any spider drawings in this message
just a little funnin around, buddy. i meant it when i said i have no disrespect. i wouldn't wish handling that kid on anyone. especially not a hardass like you (i say that not out of derision, pal, more that your ass is literally made of metal. i'd call you a badass instead, but i'd give yours about a 7 and that's more than a passing grade).
here, just to make sure there are no hard feelings, this is the most accurate my limited art skills could manage.
8 legs, some baked goods, and a bag o' gold. i'm glad we could work out our differences on this.
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subject: re: re: re: re: re: look at these adorable kittens
magnus the ultra,
i'm sorry friend, i didn't mean any disrespect. i know being murdered is a very serious affair, and it just kills me that i've disappointed you. i'm dying to make it up to you, so.
here. this one's just for you. as a thank you for all your hard work.
i added an extra leg for you. this spider is technically way more correct. trust me, i know spiders.
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Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inquiry Regarding Messenger Chara's Criminal Sentence
Sans,
I have no intention of humoring you further, but I am not letting this behavior slide. Right now my priority with working with Chara, but know that I tend to report this insubordination to the proper authorities.
A bit of advice, not all confrontations can be resolved with spider drawings.
- Ultra Magnus
Moira Repair Officer, Bailiff/Probation Officer, (Former) Second in Command of the Lost Light, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord
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subject: there aren't any spider drawings in this message
just a little funnin around, buddy. i meant it when i said i have no disrespect. i wouldn't wish handling that kid on anyone. especially not a hardass like you (i say that not out of derision, pal, more that your ass is literally made of metal. i'd call you a badass instead, but i'd give yours about a 7 and that's more than a passing grade).
here, just to make sure there are no hard feelings, this is the most accurate my limited art skills could manage.
8 legs, some baked goods, and a bag o' gold. i'm glad we could work out our differences on this.
love,
sans
friendship saving technician