MY MY, WHAT A BOLD OFFER!! DO YOU HAVE REFERENCES, MR. AGENT?
[Mostly he's joking. He's clearly not as good at it as Sans, given how quick the next text comes through.]
THAT IS A JOKE OF COURSE!! IF YOU'RE OFFERING, WHO AM I TO SAY NO TO A FREE SERVICE? THAT IS, IT WILL HAVE TO BE FREE, DEAR! IS THERE EVEN CURRENCY ABOARD? I HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET!!
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[Mostly he's joking. He's clearly not as good at it as Sans, given how quick the next text comes through.]
THAT IS A JOKE OF COURSE!! IF YOU'RE OFFERING, WHO AM I TO SAY NO TO A FREE SERVICE? THAT IS, IT WILL HAVE TO BE FREE, DEAR! IS THERE EVEN CURRENCY ABOARD? I HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET!!